Seg in a Keg

Spoken by losers that don’t know what they’re doing. Comes from the root words of seg and keg, also related to the root word Seth. Usually used to show homosexuality.

“Shut up nerd”
“Seg in a Keg, fortnite dance”

by xSplyxQ March 9, 2019

Six keg

When someone's abs aren't quite as cut as a six pack, but are more defined than a keg.

"He's not fat...you can see some abs there. He has a six keg."

by totoafrica February 22, 2017

polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.

"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"

by Yoford March 20, 2016

keg list

the same as a bucket list, but for college something you want to do before graduating college

friend 1: hey man, last night i shot gunned a tall boy and then landed a flip off the couch at the beta house

friend 2: cool dude! that’s totally on my keg list

by pseudonym_69_69 July 15, 2020

kick the keg

Umm stop, you take your foot… put a sock on, add some flip flops, next buy a keg, and kick it.

Kendra- “what do you wanna do today”

Jocelyn- “kick the keg”

by Tommyj123456 August 22, 2022

virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.

by wickid_me November 29, 2011

Keg Peg

When you drop your gut on her forhead while she blows you.

I keg pegged your mom last night , while you played with legos.

by Oh my white god October 11, 2020