Dead Man's Keg 

When you steal a dead cocaine addicts' empty keg from his backyard.

Dude, it's 10! Time to go get that dead man's keg!

Dead Man's Keg by DeadCocaine May 12, 2011

Keg Patrick's Day 

The Saturday closest to St. Patrick's Day when it falls on a boring weekday. This may include a city parade where everyone drinks, followed by a night getting even more drunk.

Seamus: Dude, St. Pattie's Day is on a Tuesday this year! That sucks!

Connor: Yeah, but at least we can celebrate Keg Patrick's Day this Saturday!

Keg Patrick's Day by GladysRules46 March 16, 2009

Tulsa County Keg Stand 

A sexual position in which the woman engages in oral sex with the man, while the man is in a standing position and the woman is upside down doing a handstand. The man then has the option to "pump the keg" by fisting her vaginally.

"That girl last night was crazy; she treated me to a Tulsa County Keg Stand"

Tulsa County Keg Stand by FazedOut December 13, 2009

Keg Stand 

The act of slurping malted alcohol from a "keg" whilst chunding thine nasium.

"I have already enjoyed a 'keg stand' this evening, so there is no further need to chund my nasium."

Keg Stand by Push Latency August 15, 2005

Keg Stand, Floating 

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

Keg Stand, Floating by JWMP November 10, 2008

Koala Keg stand 

When one person piggybacks another, and then then person carrying the other places his or her hands on the keg, then a group lifts that persons feet into the air while the other is still latched on. The keg hose is then place into the mouth of the one holding onto the person, and drinks from the keg until their thirst is quenched.

Helena: "Hey Will, why don't you do a keg stand?"
Will: "No man, I just did one"
Helena: "Why don't we koala keg stand it, and i'll take the beer?"
Will: "Sounds good, jump on!"

Koala Keg stand by BreakingBacks June 6, 2013

Keg Stand, Floating 

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pool, pond, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

Keg Stand, Floating by JuicyBB November 10, 2008