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Kazoot 

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Usually referring to an strange young women, who makes a large amount of daily phone calls, only eats foods with cheese as the main ingredient, drinks a good deal of nikolai vodka and hates penn state. When wildwood is bad mouthed she is the first to defend it, usually with common phrases like "your just jealous" or "why are you such an asshole". Sniffling or snoring is usually enough to make her very angry.
It is often used in the same sentence as "cute" or "boot".
Me: Hey Kazoot, what you up to?
Kazoot: Eatin chips n queso....
Kazoot by 106 <3 May 2, 2010
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Kazotsky Kick 

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Also known as the soldier of dance, this is a dance from Valve's Team fortress 2, that you can perform as any class.
Heavy: begins Kazotsky kick
Medic: begins dancing
Spy that was going to backstab medic: begins dancing
Kazotsky Kick by Nephilis Thylord October 16, 2020
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anal kazoo 

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The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.
Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
anal kazoo by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010

Kahoot 

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A review game that American public school kids take way too goddamn seriously, despite that the review part is useless and everybody usually fails the test anyway.
We're doing Kahoot in class today, man. I gotta come up with some cool af nickname, and then I'll kick your ass.
Kahoot by ihaterice December 2, 2015
Word of the Day on January 6, 2020

Kahootist 

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A kahootist is an individual who gets extremely triggered when they don't finish first in kahoot,they are usually very dumb people that think highly of themselves
Jonathan: Bruh,that girl is so triggered about not being first place

David: I know,she's a kahootist
Kahootist by HomeboiYeet June 16, 2018

Kazookie 

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A Kazookie is a cookie melted halfway in a microwave with ice cream on top. Real good!

Pronounced: Kah-Zoo-Key
Want to try a Kazookie? or I just made a Kazookie mom!
Kazookie by Earl T July 13, 2017

Kahoot Names 

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a name that sounds perverted when said fast. used exclusively to be dirty on kahoot without the teacher noticing because all teachers are dumbasses.
Funny Kahoot Names

1. Jack Offard
2. Ben Dover
3. Jenna Talia
4. Nick Gurr
5. Tess Tickles
6. Gabe Itches
7. Hitler Hears a Jew
8. Dixie Normous
9. Peter Phile
10. Phil McRach
11. Mike and York Hunt (Hunt Brothers)
12. Mike Oxlong
13. Kimmy Hed
14. Barry McOckinner
15. Hugh Jass
16. Heywood Jeblowme
17. Rae Piste
18. Hugh G. Rection

19. Moe Lester
Kahoot Names by Kimmy He'd February 17, 2020
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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