to kazoo is to attempt to have exactly the same conversation with multiple people, often simultaneously. this can easily be done using cut and paste in an instant messenger program, but can also be done verbally. although the conversations are initiated identically, they have the potential to vary tremendously and follow completely different directions.
Scott: look what Chris just said: "i am an angiosperm"
Brendan: omg, he said exactly the same thing to me!
Scott: we have been kazooed!
Brendan: omg, he said exactly the same thing to me!
Scott: we have been kazooed!
by Brendon Vox December 15, 2005
by kazoomaniac August 24, 2008
A paintball player known for insane dives into snakes and overall good play, but lately becoming known for wiping.
by edmonton boy January 30, 2004
1) A call or bird sound used to alert the dopeboys of the po po's imminent arrival.
2) A rallying call for all Italians across the world
3) A greeting used in certain parts of New York City
4) An individual in new york with both a similar name and likeness to the kazoo bird, also therefore, goes by the name "bird" and "gay bird, as well as "cossu"
2) A rallying call for all Italians across the world
3) A greeting used in certain parts of New York City
4) An individual in new york with both a similar name and likeness to the kazoo bird, also therefore, goes by the name "bird" and "gay bird, as well as "cossu"
by Young Kuss the Don August 3, 2007
During anal sex, the receiver farts onto the giver's condom-wrapped penis, making a sound similar to that of a kazoo.
Guy 1: Dude, I was banging this chick in the butt and she totally kazooed on my wang.
Guy 2: Can you stop talking about girls when I am having sex with you?
Guy 2: Can you stop talking about girls when I am having sex with you?
by Derrek Longass December 9, 2011
A musical instrument that, when played, magically brings taunting, ridicule, verbal, and, in some cases, physical assault to the person playing it. The word "Kazoo" can also be used as another name for a tool, or person held in low regard.
"Spencer, please don't go into town with that kazoo of yours again - you know what happened the last time."
But Spencer heeded not his mother's warning - hapless kazoo that he was - and, with a sickening chortle, ziplocked the musical instrument inside his baby blue fanny-pack anyway.
But Spencer heeded not his mother's warning - hapless kazoo that he was - and, with a sickening chortle, ziplocked the musical instrument inside his baby blue fanny-pack anyway.
by ASJarrell August 19, 2007