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a root vegetable that is more awesome that a carrot
Would you like some karrot kake?
karrot by Snotreal March 12, 2011
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A title typically given to the Secretary Assistant Generals of Model United Nations Clubs in English speaking nations , originating from the misspelling of the name of one of the Assistant Generals, which went viral in the Model United Nations community and became a meme that is often referenced.
A : "You coming to Model United Nations this week?
B: "No."
A: "Why?"
B: "The Karrot threw me out for talking too much. She is such a tyrant!"

A:"Wow, MUN was so good this week!"
B:"Yeah, the Karrot destroyed this one girl by pointing out how wrong she was about Panama's GDP"
Karrot by cykablyatka June 12, 2018
Oh my gosh! You're a karrot
Karrot by Hooman001 October 24, 2023

karrot top 

When you or a hot bitch gives you two paper cuts on the tip of your penis making a x.
This hot bitch gave me a Karrot top. It hurt but I liked it!
karrot top by MASTERBLASTER69 November 18, 2005
Kargoth aka Lars Larsson is a German professional gamer, mainly in CoD4
Player 1: Damn, that dude is pwning us all!

Player 2: Yeah, it's Kargoth!
Kargoth by LeTroll March 11, 2012

Karlotta 

the nost beautiful sexy hot bitch in the world
dammmmmm
omg look at that karlotta i wanna kiss her
Karlotta by oikawaslefttoe September 24, 2020
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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