1.)A faggot with big ears and from California.
2.)The little known cousin of the weenus.
Man, Dumbo sure is a Kantelis!
by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008
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Ladies and Gentlemen......... It is matchday.

Water covers 70% of the earth. The other 30% is Ngolo Kante
Ngolo Kante won back his virginity
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not based friend: what are you reading, nerd
you: (they don’t know i know this trick) your dad

NBF: Kant? Oh yeah, he’s my fav too
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An insult for someone who is reliant on coffee to an obnoxious degree and will lash out at everything without it. It's based on German philosopher Immanuel Kant who would cry "I am drowning" if he didn't have a cup for a while.
"Jamie is acting irritable again"

"It's probably because he didn't have enough coffee this morning. He needs to get his shit together and stop acting like a Kant"
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Ludacris: Kant yea see bitch I've diarrhea. Get out ma way.
Bitch: *Stares like a bitch*
by Kaka diwana January 7, 2019
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