kaln

noun

Based from the word clan, kaln is used in the stead of klan in situations where a person wishes to make oneself appear elitist or l33t online without the implications of involvment with the ku klux klan.

It's origins are actually from a person's online misspelling of klan, of which they did not mind the racist association.

OMG! giv me my stuff back i'll get my kaln to kick your ass!

by Nate August 31, 2004

tomas kalnoky

Singer in the bands Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, and Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution.

Very hot and a musical genius.

I'd fuck Tomas Kalnoky any day of the week

by Rude girls have more fun December 8, 2007

Tomas Kalnoky

God

I beleive in and pray to the all powerful Tomas Kalnoky nightly.

by depento April 8, 2009

Tomas Kalnoky

Backbone of such influential ska bands as: Catch22 and Streetlight Manifesto. Composed and wrote all songs on both albums, comprising each with emotional and intelligent lyrics while reinventing a style of music while molding in other genres. A god among musicians and fans.

I wasn't gay until I saw Tomas Kalnoky play but I believe now - I want him to have my babies.

by Tim J November 4, 2004

Kalnicki

A sex position that involves many years to perfect. It involves putting both legs above your head, then giving yourself oral sex, whilst being sodomized.

John: "Have you tried Kalnicki?"
Andrew: "Oh, I heard that takes practice."
John: ";)"

by DarrinT January 16, 2011

Kalnokyism

When one is such a fan of Tomas Kalnoky and puts him before Streetlight Manifesto, B.O.T.A.R., Catch 22, Gimp, and any other band, even so far as to refer to him as a god or as God, they have entered Kalnokyism. It is the intense fanaticism and worship of Tomas that trancends the ideology of the common fans and the fans of other musicians. Someone within the informally established church of Kalnokyism is a Kalnokyist. Most Kalnokyists talk about how "Tomas is a lyrical genious" and how "Catch 22 sucks now". I'll admit now that I am a fan of Mr. Kalnoky and his works, but am no Kalnokyist. Catch 22 is a great band, something else I'll admit even though I like Streetlight better. The fact of the matter is that most Kalnokyists are more than likely going to say that a recent performence of 9mm And A Three Piece Suit by Catch sucks, and I'll admit that it's not as good as it would have been 10 years ago, but they fail to realize that Catch is a different band now. Their other records are good. I now realize that I'm straying from what a Kalnokyist is. I'm also listening to the Catch 22 recording of the Keasbey Nights album, which any Kalnokyist will tell you sucks, but any sane fan will tell you "Has more soul" as my friend Tristan, a real fan, once said.

In closing, a Kalnokyist is crazy for Tommy K. and will defend him if you say something bad about him. But by defend, they'll most likely bitch at you for not thinking he's a god.

Someone says "Streetlight is gay"
Kalnokyist says "Tomas is better than u, u fag."
Notice how Someone didn't say anything bad about Tomas? Like the band more than the man. Stop the Kalnokyism, start the Streetlightism.

by Flameboy_silentbob August 20, 2008

tomas kalnoky

The god of ska. Went from being in Gimp at 15 (a band resembling Nirvana) to Catch-22 at 16. Writing every song on the album Keasbey Nights at ages 16-18 and putting the CD out at 18. Then Went on to make the best acoustic ska band ever at age 22, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution. Then the same year forming the band Streetlight Manifesto with ex-catch 22 members and ex-one cool guy members. Tomas wrote the music and lyrics to the most incredible ska cd out, Everything Goes Numb. The bands new cd is set to release this year titled Somewhere in the Between.

I seriously would fuck him and I'm completely straight.

"Hey man you listen to any Tomas Kalnoky bands?" "Yeah if I didn't I'd probably end up in hell" "Let's go jack off to Kalnoky" "Ya and then sacrifice some emo kids to him"

by rudeboyben September 7, 2007