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kall of ktulu 

metallica's first instrumental and the 8th song on metallica's album ride the lightning coming in at 8:53. this song was written when dave mustaine was still very much part of the band and his contributions are noticeable. after being kicked out he used a few parts in the song hangar 18 (megadeth). the song's got a lot of personality and depth and has a mystic feel to it.
a - "the instrumental kall of ktulu is sick"
b - "that whiny bitch mustaine wrote some of it"
a - "he should go die in a well"
kall of ktulu by bradenL. March 22, 2007
Related Words
Kallie • kalle • kalli • kallum • Kallista • kallen • Kallan • kallias • Kallirroi • kally
kalluto is a bad bitch who uses paper to fight and you cant prove me wrong. honestly fuck killua and alluka because they fucking throw him aside like a piece of dirt which is really fucked up, they only people that accepted him is the phantom troupe not even his own family so his family can fuck off
kalluto- just kalluto
kalluto by kalluto_surpremacy November 7, 2020
1. A kalli is an exquisite deep thinking woman that's honest. Too honest – often blunt. A kalli is always laughing and extremely intelligent, quick witted and skilled in sarcasm. Although kallis feel just as deep as they think, they avoid being vulnerable as they see it as a sign of weakness and would rather ninja chop you in the face than admit they have actual feelings.

2. Known descendant of Scythians, Amazon women and Spartan warriors

3. A rare, magical, mystical creature that only comes around once in a lifetime (also see definition unicorn)

4. The name Kalli is of Greek/ Spartan origin, and Kalli means " fairest, most beautiful, beautiful, lovely"
It's extremely rare to find a woman with all the characteristics of a kalli.

You better get you a kalli.
Kalli by KRae57 January 16, 2017

Kalliopi 

the most perfect, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, hilarious as fuck, best person on earth.
Kalliopi is the most trustworthy person ever. The best cousin ever.
Kalliopi is a person you could tell anything.
Kalliopi is a type of girl that hates watermelon.
Kalliopi is a girl that attracts all the guys.
Kalliopi also goes by the name of Kalli.
Kalliopi loves to swear.
Kalliopi is forgetful.
She is a great Bestfriend or sister.
She is popular.
She has a friend Lauren that is a bitch to her.
Kalliopi is someone you can't describe , because there is too much great and wonderful things about her.
Kalliopi is the best cousin I could ever have. :)
Kalliopi is the best person you could ever meet!
The cutest girl you will ever see, she can either be your best friend or an amazing lover. No matter what happens to her you won’t leave her at all, wether friend or lover. She is too easy to love, and every time you see her you will just want to kiss her or something. She’s shy in the cutest way possible, with the best personality and a huge music lover. She’s so sweet and kind, but loves video games, and will make you feel truly loved. Once your in her grasp you can’t leave, but it’s the most lovable grasp you can ever be in.
Guy 1: Who’s this new lady your dating now?

Guy 2: it’s just not a new lady, it’s Kally

Guy 1: Aw hell man, you know all the other guys wanted her
Kally by You know who I am pal March 4, 2018

Kallista 

Kallista is a name meaning 'Most beautiful'.

Kallista's are all unique; rarely meeting someone else with the same name.
People who have this name tend to feel happy that they don't have the same name as anyone else that they know.
Kallista is said like Kal-lis-ta
I love the name Kallista, it is so unique!
Kallista by Poppyred94 June 11, 2011
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