Jim: Don't forget to kall me sometime
Bob: Ok
by Gothik July 11, 2005
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The SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. He gets all the girls and all of the money.
"Bro kalle has all the girls. I bet he can rasengan good."
by Kj caca man March 18, 2021
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Kalle is the best guy in the world. He has a big dick he loves sex kalle loves weed kalle is a lady magnet. He is the best fucker in the world. You are lucky if you have a Kalle in your life.
Kalle is youst best
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A slang term for cocaine. Named after legendary boxing promoter Kalle Sauerland for his cocaine fuelled interviews with various media outlets, made prevalent by his constant gurning and erratic behaviour.
"Jake is on the old Colombian Kalle again."

"Have you seen Prince? He's got some quality Kalle at the moment."
by CocaineKalle February 17, 2018
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A ex-con and a weed smoker who lives in Eksharad, located in the most northern part of Sweden where creatures like the polar bear and the penguin still roams free in their natural habitat.
Polar bears and pengiuns!!
by chris February 15, 2005
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Extremely rare beauty inside & out, a good listener very smart and funny too, she can cheer you up when your down.
Loves to be creative with her arts and crafts, has very good taste in music. (so you can trust her with the car radio)
She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others has many friends and enjoys being with them.
Reading is her favorite pastime, and she never ever misses the TV show how i met your mother.
She is wiser beyond her years and loyalty is one of her many attributes.

❤ loves Sushi and sleeping ❤
Although Kalle claims to have faults, people have yet to find them (我不知道) it has been said that Kalle’s are strangely attracted to Cuban guy’s name Adrian. If you are ever lucky enough to have a kalle in your life then you have found a rare treasure.
Kalle= (__!__)

"she's such a Kalle"

"She must be a Kalle"
"Wow, i can't believe i'm with Kalle"
"dude, did you just see that Kalle over there?"
by adrian&kalle September 16, 2013
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A very impotent person, with a small penis and are very annoying sometimes.

He have a penile disfunction
Beate: Ohh you've been with Kalle?

Osman: No, he's penis didn't work...
by Kalleslayer123 August 23, 2022
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