Kahlem is a woman with a bubbly personality and serious issues. She likes watermelon in winter, and never passes up an opportunity to watch “Teletubbies”. They often joke and laugh, but their laughs often sound like donkeys braying. Don’t be fooled, they are nice people, but it will be hard to get through to them.
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Originated from his mums van, this legend conquers land and decimates peasants in his path. The master of memes slays the poon with one swift thrust making him one of the most efficient men in his work of expertise.
Usually seen as tall and tone and have athletic structures. These fine specimen are rare creatures and look down upon any race.
They are highly humorous but hide their dark side of racism and neglect of disabilities from those around him. Only true friends know his true side. Kaylem also hates everyone and have monotone voices, often perceived as grumpy.
Originated from his mums van, this legend conquers land and decimates peasants in his path. The master of memes slays the poon with one swift thrust making him one of the most efficient men in his work of expertise.
Usually seen as tall and tone and have athletic structures. These fine specimen are rare creatures and look down upon any race.
They are highly humorous but hide their dark side of racism and neglect of disabilities from those around him. Only true friends know his true side. Kaylem also hates everyone and have monotone voices, often perceived as grumpy.
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Girl 1: Oh my god that boy is so fit!
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Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )
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Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )
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