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The german name for a Volkwagen Beetle.
Have you seen the new VW Kafer?
Kafer by aname2008 December 10, 2012
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1. I'm starving. I'm gonna go get some Kafer.

2. Ahh shit, that Kafer almost gave me a heart attack
Kafer by Jimmy Man January 5, 2011
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An amazing human being who loves video games and WWE. A phenomenal person to hang with, especially if you have a lot in common with him. Looked up to as a God by some. Also really enjoys offensive memes.
Friend 1: Check out this offensive meme! Kafer would love it
Friend 2: Hahahaha yes! We need to show Kafer this!
Kafer by The Unhinged Lunatic November 15, 2017
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Kafer by notKFC33 December 13, 2021
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Kafer by notKFC33 December 13, 2021

Kafer run 

Similar to a Maccas run, but with KFC instead.

It is the act of leaving your couch and going to KFC to get some food. Usually done in pairs/or group during the night.
Johnno: Hey bro, I'm hungry. You up for a Kafer run?

Robbo: Aight bro, lets go
Kafer run by Jimmy Man January 5, 2011

Kiffi Käfer 

A "kiffi käfer" is a green bug you see when you smoke blunts in the woods with your friends
"Oh look that green bug on ya shirt,it's the kiffi käfer"

-aimee
Kiffi Käfer by Oneirataxe June 21, 2022
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