kolem

A very native looking man with a particularly square head.

I wonder what the area cubed of that kolems head is?

by KOLEM! December 10, 2016

Kolmac

A person that holds benevolent magnitude shown through acts of greatness over of his/her entire life, this glory is handed down through birth and thus name is then passed over.

Low-Life Peasant: Did you see Kolmac walk pass?
Inferior Lifeform: I am only a mere mortal, I cannot applaud his glory.

by a lowly plebeian February 10, 2020

Kolenda

Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.

Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!

by americangirl February 9, 2013

Koleka

A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.

No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.

by Pederen April 20, 2020

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.

- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021

Klemmish

A description of something homosexual

Derived from "Klemme", Danish slang for homosexual.

He's acting a bit klemmish isn't he?

by The Klemmish Bellsniff September 4, 2012

kolechia

The worst country in the world.
Arstotzka much better.
This is bad country.
do not go for summer vacations.
Go to Arstotzka Instead.

Everyone: "this country is the worst thing ever"
Everyone else: "yes it is. Kolechia sucks."

by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014