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when someone takes too fucking long to do something
Friend: I'll be back in an minute.
Me: Don't you dare pull a jhalt on me.
jhalt by eyaaaaa August 30, 2017
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An upgrade. Refers to how Panic at the Disco got so much better after they replaced Brent with JWalk.
"Dude, I got some really shitty seats."

"For $10 bucks you can JWalk 'em to front row center."

"Seriously? Shit, JWalk me then!"
JWalk by AnnaBanana14 June 19, 2008
The nickname given to Panic! at the Disco bassist Jon Walker. First letter of first name and first part of his last.
JWALK is so much better than Brent.
jwalk by Bob Magnifico August 10, 2006
A gang bang where the men chase down women with their mighty sword cocks, trying to infiltrate and penetrate the women. At the end women either win by escaping or win by sucking the men;)
Yo that Jalter was lit!
Jalter by Suck me;) November 22, 2018
When someone is salty and jelly at the same time
The night before a giant essay was due Neo, Leonardo Dicrapio, and Ice Cube stayed up all night to write their essays, like until fucking 7 am. Now in the giant group text, every not dumb person was like we are done and going to sleep. When they heard that, they became simultaneously salty and jealous because they hadn't finished their essays when their friends had and they wouldn't get any sleep. When they texted back, they were defensive because they were jalty.
Jalty by 【=◈︿◈=】 May 24, 2015
JALT means "Just a little thick" from the song by Trinidad James
JALT by yeetfam420 January 14, 2017