(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.
The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January
Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.
Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.