1) I had to use the jumpseat to get to work today because the flight was full
2) I can't believe that scab wanted access to my jumpseat. I told him to go fuck himself.
3) If you want to ride in my jumpseat you better be wearing your fucking ALPA pin.
2) I can't believe that scab wanted access to my jumpseat. I told him to go fuck himself.
3) If you want to ride in my jumpseat you better be wearing your fucking ALPA pin.
by UnitedBusDriver December 5, 2016
Get the jumpseat mug.1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.
Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"
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by skyhag August 5, 2009
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