Legend tells of diabolical creatures spawned from ancient times. These menacing organisms birthed from the depths of the black
swap and terrorized north-western Ohio for centuries. However, in 1910 the Bowling Green State University was founded and constructed over the black swap destroying their natural habitat. The
demon like creatures hunt students from the bushes at night, scaring their pants off in a vengeful rage. Stories are told of only one
man who knows the secrets of the black swap, a one
Paul. J. Olscamp.
Yet, the legend ends with him allegedly locking himself away in the archives so
nobody may learn of the secrets.
"Hey, did you hear lars totally got
gnar'd by those jumping jahosafats brotendo?"
"Wha? Im too
stoked up on that latenight-sunrise and these beeroids to give a chest
fly about shit."