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Judgment Yard 

Jugment Yard was established as a community center in August Town, suburb of Kingston, Jamaica by Sizzla Kalonji.
Although Judgement Yard is an organization of sorts, it is also a geographic location located at 42 August Town Road, which is where Sizzla maintains one of his residences. Judgement Yard is also the home of Kalonji's state of the art studio, as well as his record label, Kalonji Records.
As the owner and founder of the Yard, Kalonji is responsible for many youths in the community of August Town, as well as youths who come from other areas to seek assistance and guidance in life as well as music. Many of these same youths who are members of Judgement Yard fraternity are musicians or have some direct affiliation with the music through production works, artiste works, etc.
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Judgment Day

The day you get back the results of your STD test.
Dude, it's Judgment Day. I really hope it's not herpes this time.
Judgment Day by umnothankyou September 23, 2009

judgment-free zone 

A "judgment-free zone" is a setting where friends turn a blind eye to petty social gaffes in the interest of promoting a laid back environment.

The term is often used to assure another person that they do not need to worry about behavior (their own or that of another) for which they just apologized.
Tim: "Sorry about what happened at the party last night. Do you think my stripping act in the kitchen freaked anyone out?"

Jon: "Hey, judgment-free zone, man."
judgment-free zone by rtscenor March 4, 2010

Judgment Day

1: The day your parents find your stash of marijuana.
2: The day your girlfriend finds you at a strip club
3: The day in several fucked up religions that state the end of everything.
4: The day SkyNet takes over
Example 1:

Mom: What the FUCK is that green shit u got under your bed?!?
Kid: Chewed up froot loops?

Example 2:

Bitch: Marty what the FUCK are you doing here at this strip club??
Marty: what the fuck are YOU doing here, bitch?!?

Example 3:

Christian Bigot: OMFG THAT GUY KILLED MY FAMILY, JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING!!!
Me: (shoots him dead)

Example 4:

Sarah Connor: 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.

Judgment Day

In Judeo-Christian and Muslim traditions, the day at the end of the world when God judges the moral worth of individual humans or the whole human race.
guy1"Come Judgment Day, I bet I goto Heaven"
guy2"lolo"
Judgment Day by Shifty155 June 24, 2005

Judgment Day

The day in which one's parents become aware of one's marijuana usage, usually followed by arguing or discussion where one will feel as though they are being judged.
Mike: "I faced Judgment Day last night."
Rick: "How did the folks take it?"
Mike: "Apparently they were old hippies, so it's cool!"
Judgment Day by Agent 21 February 2, 2008

Judgment City 

Judgment City is that part of town where all the buildings are of medium height, usually located near expressways, and built between the early Sixties and the mid-Eighties. Its style is some variation on International Style as exemplified by the almost inevitable flat roofs with HVAC equipment forming a "sore thumb" addendum to the roof lines. Judgment City gets its name from the sterile corporate complex that is the setting for most of the plot of Albert Brooks' satiric comedy DEFENDING YOUR LIFE.

Beige is the predominant theme of Judgment City -- beige for the cast-concrete slabs that form some buildings, most bridges, and practically all covered parking structures attached to those buildings that no longer are surrounded by enormous asphalt parking lots. Beige also shows up in more overtly pseudo-sophisticated building techniques like pebbled walls (usually more concrete but with a deliberate random design), or the vertical walls with pretend fluting that are made of a whiter shade of concrete.

Judgment City areas generally push retail and housing to its edges because in these neo-downtowns, rents are too expensive to support low-rise concerns.

If, however, you come across a newer area that is not flat-roofed and beige, but equally corporate with such building features as monopitch or steepled roofs, ziggurat-edged walls and exposed structural elements like gray PPG plate glass or red girders, you've gone beyond Modern into Post-Modern: Legoland. (See "Legoland".)
-- Recall that in Albert Brooks' movie DEFENDING YOUR LIFE, the newer retail outlets in Judgment City, like nail salons or frozen-yogurt shops, were going up on the edge of town.

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Judgment City by al-in-chgo June 19, 2011