A gay man who drives and blasts music loud as fuck. He’s beautiful and radiates positivity wherever he goes. A shining star. Could not become apostle because he snitched on ma heavenly boi #1 in my heart aka Jesus Christ. The only body count we got is the body of Christ. Also Judas lowkey a lil bitch but we love him.
Now who am I? Well that’s a secret I’ll never tell...
xoxo
gods girls
"who's the guy who keeps posting kpop idols on his instagram story"
"oh he's a Juda, his sister didn't have a colleen hoover book he could steal and show off"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."