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n., v., 1. Anything Jubalicious.

2. Anything thing that is exceptionally cute, adorable, funny, lazy, tiny or fat.
3. To act in any of the above ways.
"Sweetheart.... I love you Jub-Jub." "Aw look at that fat Jub-Jub." "Can you get me some candy Jub-Jubs?" "Check out the cat! She's just Jubbin'"
Jub-Jub by jub.jub October 10, 2009
Words you can keep
That odd cousin or step-child that nobody likes.

Also can mean the person that every picks on in a given invoronment
e.g at work I am the jub-jub but at the bank it is Charlie.
your jub-jub is so annoying
hey don't say that about him
it's true though
it would still hurt him though
jub-jub by primester November 3, 2020
Phrase for describing a socially inept individual who has quirky speech patterns and obsessive thought processes, while remaining bland and uninteresting.
He had what appeared to be lobotomy scars, a burrito-stained t-shirt that had a pickup line in Klingon. All I heard when he spoke was "Well, _basically_ *I* think that Data in Star Trek was jub-jub jub-jub..."
jub-jub by Anonicker September 24, 2009
man of the brown mac brigade or porn. name given due to noise made by penis when having a hard fast wank.
seen any jub-jubs lately?
jub-jub by klct February 15, 2009
One of the most famous characters in Harry Potter. Everyone loved Jub Jub. The mischevious elf goblin that lived in the sewers. He'd often say his signature catchphrase "Give us a kiss". When he died in Harry's arms in the second book, readers were moved to tears. Especially when he whispered, "Jub Jub want rub rub". I'll tell you, There wasn't a dry eye in the theatre when that scene played,
Friend 1: Who is your favourite character in Harry Potter?
Friend 2: Definately Jub Jub. May he get rub rub in the afterlife.
Jub Jub by 57471c December 19, 2017
Phonetic form of "kiss kiss" in Thai.
It's time for me to go now. Take care. Jub jub!
jub jub by The Maz March 28, 2009
Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.
When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".
jub jub by lawnmowerman January 6, 2005
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