juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

Juan Marco

If you ever encounter a Juan Marco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.

Dear god i wish I was Juan Marco

by strigoisam October 15, 2021

juanmario

An average man that is a mix of a Mexican and a Italian

Yo its Juanmario

by Ei rection May 9, 2018

Juanmarco

If you ever encounter a Juanmarco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.

Dear god i wish I was Juanmarco

by bigmanbigmen7 March 27, 2022

Juanmarie

Juanmarie is a very loving, sweet and ambitious woman. She fights for what's hers and is always right. She could light up a room with just a smile. Everyone loves Juanmarie

Kelly: where is Juanmarie

Dane: idk, probably busy making the world a better place

by KweenJinks November 21, 2023