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juan mario 

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied
juan mario by Khuan November 22, 2021
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Juan Marco

If you ever encounter a Juan Marco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.
Dear god i wish I was Juan Marco
Juan Marco by strigoisam October 15, 2021
An average man that is a mix of a Mexican and a Italian
Yo its Juanmario
juanmario by Ei rection May 9, 2018

Juanmarco 

If you ever encounter a Juanmarco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.
Dear god i wish I was Juanmarco
Juanmarco by bigmanbigmen7 March 27, 2022

Juanmarie 

Juanmarie is a very loving, sweet and ambitious woman. She fights for what's hers and is always right. She could light up a room with just a smile. Everyone loves Juanmarie
Kelly: where is Juanmarie

Dane: idk, probably busy making the world a better place
Juanmarie by KweenJinks November 21, 2023
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026