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JTM is short, text-messaging speak for: je t'aime ("I love you" in French).
This is popular in texting culture in French speaking countries.
This is popular in texting culture in French speaking countries.
JTM
Acronym for "Just Too Much"
person 1: "Have you ever seen that 1 man 1 jar video?"
person 2: "Yeah man... I'd like to un-see it. JTM."
person 1: "WayTM"
person 2: "Yeah man... I'd like to un-see it. JTM."
person 1: "WayTM"
JTM
A JTM is someone who is lazy with no job and goes around being gay.
Really can't be considered a man due to lack of a penis.
This guy needs to get a job and stop being so GAY!!!
What a PUSSY!!!
Really can't be considered a man due to lack of a penis.
This guy needs to get a job and stop being so GAY!!!
What a PUSSY!!!
JTM Machine
"JTM Machine" is derived from the phrase "Josh The Man," commonly used (in Pennsylvania) to describe a person of seemingly-unattainable righteousness and valor. The "Machine" part of the phrase was developed when someone recognized that the acronym "JTM" was similar to "ATM," as in "ATM Machine." Thus, "JTM Machine" came to be recognized as a title of utmost importance. JTM Machines are known worldwide for being omniscient in all subjects and also for their senseless overindulgence in all things anime, which is nothing less than amazing to them. JTM Machines are also renowned fighters, challenging even the gods with their war cry of "ROUND TWO!"
Person 1: Hey, Josh, what's the answer to question 4?
Person 2 (Not Josh): Oh, that's easy, it's C.
Josh (Now Enraged JTM Machine): "WHAT!?!"
Person 2 (scared shitless): "Oh! JTM! SORRY! PLEASE NO!"
JTM Machine: "ROUND TWO!"
Person 1: "You've doomed us all! JTM is loose again! Save the children! The CHILDREN!"
But not even the children were spared that day.
Person 2 (Not Josh): Oh, that's easy, it's C.
Josh (Now Enraged JTM Machine): "WHAT!?!"
Person 2 (scared shitless): "Oh! JTM! SORRY! PLEASE NO!"
JTM Machine: "ROUND TWO!"
Person 1: "You've doomed us all! JTM is loose again! Save the children! The CHILDREN!"
But not even the children were spared that day.
JTM Machine by A. Marez January 3, 2009
JTM POLO
JTM POLO is a warm hearted person who could love you to death, but gives 0 fucks about you, when he feels disrespected. His main focus is his own happiness and real wealth. He might seem intimidating to others with just his presents, but he just needs to be understood.