jsalty

such a cool and amazing guy who is super tall great at every sport he touches, and every video game he is such bf material and is genuinely a amazing person who will become you friend in an instant.

hey isn't it that one guy Josh?(jsalty code name)
oh yeah the super awesome and cool one. I'ma let him hit
his cock is massive.

by jsaltysocool September 28, 2025

Jalty

When someone is salty and jelly at the same time

The night before a giant essay was due Neo, Leonardo Dicrapio, and Ice Cube stayed up all night to write their essays, like until fucking 7 am. Now in the giant group text, every not dumb person was like we are done and going to sleep. When they heard that, they became simultaneously salty and jealous because they hadn't finished their essays when their friends had and they wouldn't get any sleep. When they texted back, they were defensive because they were jalty.

by 【=◈︿◈=】 May 24, 2015