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Jovenel is a haitian boy that’s sick and tired of being teased for having the same name as their president. He doesn’t want anything to do with girls. He’s very funny, clumsy and has a deadpan tone. A Jovenel can be too honest sometimes.
Ex 1
Friend: Look at Jessica, she’s so hot!
Jovenel: She’s fat.

Ex 2
Friend: When will you have a crush.
Jovenel: When pigs fly.

Ex 3
Teacher: Jovenel did you correct your homework?
Jovenel: No.
jovenel by lil reverb July 3, 2022
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Joenell god fearing drop dead gorgeous woman , loves her family and act differently around certain people a little tooth face but a good person but don’t cross her she is very mean and you never no what to expect
Why Joenell so mean but nice all at once I love Joenell because her face
joenell by Million November 23, 2021

The language of jovenelese

A west Germanic language made by me with has words like melk(milk) wâzer(milk) wader(water) and the circumflex makes the vowel long the only exception is i which if you want to make it long you use ei or y at the end of a word
“ I taught someone the language of jovenelese

Jovanela 

You are very sincere. People appreciate your honesty and straight-forwardness. You are a type of great leader!
Jovanela is an amazing person.
Jovanela by Lillian24601 November 7, 2019

Jovanela 

You are very sincere. People appreciate your honesty and straight-forwardness. You are a type of great leader!
Jovanela is an amazing person.
Jovanela by Lillian24601 November 7, 2019
This is a one of a kind name, with an interesting backstory. It reminds you of a calm gentle spring breeze.

If you know a Johenel, you must know that they're loyal, kind, loveable and funny. If you don't know him, then you don't know what you're missing.

If I had to give it a meaning it would be: El que llegó en el momento indicado./ The one that came at the right time.
Happy birthday Johenel!
Johenel by Gogoola Venus June 8, 2020
Someone you can trust.
Johenel confío.
Johenel by Gogoola Venus January 23, 2022
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