The most beautiful woman ever to walk the Earth, although she doubts it. The most EPIC pianist in town, and can probably beat you up, even if she is small and Asian. She is suicidal, and needs a little love.... If she loves you she will never let go.
by Trash bag in the bathroom December 27, 2019
Lord have mercy, I got a Jossi!
by Peder Herlin Solberg August 26, 2005
Pet name for a woman who has only done the best things for you. A woman of truly good intentions and pure love.
by DumbMike August 30, 2008
by Jossy king July 14, 2018
Josh: did you get a shot in at her jossy pit
Michael: nah she preferred It in the poo chute
Josh: nice one
Michael: tell me about it
Michael: nah she preferred It in the poo chute
Josh: nice one
Michael: tell me about it
by mish2414 December 12, 2011
The hoe that everyone likes a lot and can beat up a guy in a fight. Loves her little brother and will do anything for him.
Bully: come here Lawson I’ll get you for this.
Jossie: I’m going to kill you little boy you don’t mess with Lawson.
Jossie: I’m going to kill you little boy you don’t mess with Lawson.
by The little bro August 31, 2019
A pair of kidults. One male and one female. Known to be full of surprises and often slightly retarded but awesome none the less when paired together. A case of 1+1=MEGA! A perfect combination.
by Miss I Wood March 15, 2016