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Jordan Man

Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.

Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.

Best friend is Johan.
by Mr.Bojangles. August 3, 2011
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Jordanian Jockstrap

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.
We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.
by Reno/flex June 17, 2018
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Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan
Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!
by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011
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jordanian

1. the best male sex partner in ones sexual history.
Sex with my boyfriend is the best i have ever had, he is a total Jordanian.
by Micheal Meyers. September 5, 2009
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jordanian

the hottest most sexy type of girl you will ever lay eyes on. come from the country of jordan. sooo hott beautiful eyes, hott bodies, amazing personalities...
look at dem jordanians....mamis be sexxiiii
by jackie December 29, 2004
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jordanian

both the men and woman are beautiful people. unlike the lebanise, jordanians are not conceited, yet strut their stuff in a tasteful matter.
men-they do not dwell on their looks and atributes such as their penis because they know how big it is.
woman-they cover their large boobs enough to say they are not slutty and show off their perfect asses just enough.
Diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to Jordanian girls.

The Jordanian boy in my class is one hottie!
by d to the damn fly! January 3, 2005
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Jordanian

A person orginiated or from the country, Jordan. Jordan is located in the Levant, Middle East.
Person A: Did you know that Ahmed from our class is a Jordanian?
Person B: No, it's interesting..
by AhmadG December 4, 2016
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