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Jonttu is a very handsome guy and he is very important for the world he is a GOD
Hey you know jonttu
Yes everybody knows him
by SexyBadBoy69 February 23, 2017
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Has rice eyes, can't see well.
*can't see shit*
-Why can't I see?
-Becuz you're a Jonttu
by MfAlien21 October 26, 2019
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