jontiti 

A fat guy called jontiti who has big saggy tits bigger than most women.

Person:1 Yo my man Jontiti!
Person: 2 C'mon my tits aren't that big are they.
Person: 1 Yeah they are.

jontiti by AUNTRUSTEDFLEA June 20, 2022

Jonitis 

the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal

'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'

Jonitis by Super Jo April 6, 2008