jonjitz

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Jonjitz has been named the most perfect person in the universe. Rumor has it that his body was sculpted by angels. He can make anyone laugh and has a voice so beautiful that even deaf people cry when he sings. He loves to fuck mad bitches and snort cocaine out of strippers assholes on yachts. He is the only person known to be struck my lightning and feel nothing. Jonjitz can outrap Jay-Z and Eminem. Future uses him as inspiration for his songs. He can make women pregnant by just looking at him. He declined the offer of becoming president of the United States. Also he has a 12 inch horse COCK!

Kanye West: Hey Jonjitz would you like to come and hang out with me later??
Jonjitz: Yes of course. But after I test drive my new Ferrari

jonjitz by Shakesphrere November 22, 2021

Words you can keep

Luca Jonitz

A sexy beast with a big cock.

Luca Jonitz has the world's biggest cock.

Luca Jonitz by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019

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jonjitz • Luca Jonitz

Luca Jonitz

A very cool guy with a monster cock. He is an elite fucker.

That kid is such a Luca Jonitz.

Luca Jonitz by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019

Luca Jonitz

Is the best soccer player and is a sexy beast witha monster cock. Fucking him sends you on a one way trip to cloud 9.

You are such a Luca Jonitz.

Luca Jonitz by Dr.cringe69 March 6, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026