jonjitz 

Jonjitz has been named the most perfect person in the universe. Rumor has it that his body was sculpted by angels. He can make anyone laugh and has a voice so beautiful that even deaf people cry when he sings. He loves to fuck mad bitches and snort cocaine out of strippers assholes on yachts. He is the only person known to be struck my lightning and feel nothing. Jonjitz can outrap Jay-Z and Eminem. Future uses him as inspiration for his songs. He can make women pregnant by just looking at him. He declined the offer of becoming president of the United States. Also he has a 12 inch horse COCK!

Kanye West: Hey Jonjitz would you like to come and hang out with me later??
Jonjitz: Yes of course. But after I test drive my new Ferrari

jonjitz by Shakesphrere November 22, 2021

Luca Jonitz 

A sexy beast with a big cock.

Luca Jonitz has the world's biggest cock.

Luca Jonitz by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019

Luca Jonitz 

A very cool guy with a monster cock. He is an elite fucker.

That kid is such a Luca Jonitz.

Luca Jonitz by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019

Luca Jonitz 

Is the best soccer player and is a sexy beast witha monster cock. Fucking him sends you on a one way trip to cloud 9.

You are such a Luca Jonitz.

Luca Jonitz by Dr.cringe69 March 6, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019