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Jonjitz has been named the most perfect person in the universe. Rumor has it that his body was sculpted by angels. He can make anyone laugh and has a voice so beautiful that even deaf people cry when he sings. He loves to fuck mad bitches and snort cocaine out of strippers assholes on yachts. He is the only person known to be struck my lightning and feel nothing. Jonjitz can outrap Jay-Z and Eminem. Future uses him as inspiration for his songs. He can make women pregnant by just looking at him. He declined the offer of becoming president of the United States. Also he has a 12 inch horse COCK!
Kanye West: Hey Jonjitz would you like to come and hang out with me later??
Jonjitz: Yes of course. But after I test drive my new Ferrari
jonjitz by Shakesphrere November 22, 2021
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Luca Jonitz 

A sexy beast with a big cock.
Luca Jonitz has the world's biggest cock.
Luca Jonitz by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019
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Luca Jonitz 

A very cool guy with a monster cock. He is an elite fucker.
That kid is such a Luca Jonitz.
Luca Jonitz by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019

Luca Jonitz 

Is the best soccer player and is a sexy beast witha monster cock. Fucking him sends you on a one way trip to cloud 9.
Luca Jonitz by Dr.cringe69 March 6, 2019
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026