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jon blazed 

To be jon blazed is to smoke massive amounts of "dank trees" (highly potent marijuana) to the point of extreme highness and incapability to smoke more. This is where your friends must force you to smoke more because they know your about to pass out soon and they just wanna make your sleep more enjoyable ; )
mary- omg im so high, there's no way i could even take one more hit

jane- uh oh, looks like shes jon blazed. we better put the bong to her face and try to get a couple more hits in her ; )
jon blazed by DankTrees&Me June 24, 2009
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a name referring to the original Ghost Rider's alter-ego, also known as the 'real' Ghost Rider. Thus this term relates to 'keeping it real', not selling out, and staying original. also: John Blaze
P1: Wow, you don't mess around at all...
P2: Nah, just tryin to keep it Jon Blaze.
Jon Blaze by MidniteZebra August 18, 2011

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026