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johnsoned up by standin_throwed September 1, 2009
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up the butt johnson
the act in which one person inserts an object into the poop chute of another. similar to fisting. one usually screams "up the butt johnson!!!" when performing an up the butt johnson. best used when the receiver doesn't see it coming. stealth greaty enhances the experience of an up the butt johnson.
PERSON A: (while giving PERSON B an up the butt johnson) "UP THE BUTT JOHNSON!!!!!"
PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!
PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!
PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!
PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!
up the butt johnson by upthebuttjohnson July 19, 2012
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Upper Respitory Johnson
When a guy grabs a girl (or guy), spins him/her upside down and then shoves his penis inside his/her mouth so quickly, aggressively, and deeply, that she has difficulty breathing and eventually develops an upper respitory problem. This is very unsafe, and has sometimes resulted in death. To upper respitory johnson someone is to be spun upside down and develop an upper respitory condition, as described above. Only for the most hardcore of us.
Upper Respitory Johnson by theURjohnson2 April 16, 2009
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