johnny rocket

the best hamburger place on the planet. their burgers arent fake and processed like mcdonalds and burger king. all their stuff is fresh. and the service there is really good.

i had lunch at Johnny Rocket. it was sooooo good!

by SexyLexie April 6, 2007

Johnny Rocket

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a dudes dick. Also known as a J-Rock.

I was fiending for coke so bad that I was willing to do a Johnny Rocket off of my dealers dick.

by BigDWill January 13, 2013

johnny rocket

cum shot or sperm or baby splatter

im goin to make a johnny rocket in your face

by Augusto Tarrius May 13, 2005

johnny rocket

term used to explain a dire and immediate need to relieve fecal matter in an explosive manner from your bum. May be abbreviated as "JR"

I ate too much at dinner and now I really need to Johnny Rocket!

After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.

by Sophia M. Greene December 26, 2004

Johnny Rocket

The act of aiming a moving vehicle at a person/group of people, then bailing from the vehicle before it hits said person/group.

"Did you hear that Bill Johnny Rocketed his ex-wife when she set fire to his lawn ornaments!?"

by Brobrobruh April 23, 2015

Johnny Rocket

when a person takes a bottle either full or empty and places it on their testicles while holding it in place then sits down then leans back then takes the bottom of their foot then strikes it on the top of the bottle to hit their testicles

my friends dared me to give myself a a Johnny rocket and my balls hurt so bad

by smoke_detector July 24, 2014

johnny rockets

A national restaurant set in the 50's. Jukeboxs are at every table, and the bar, where you can choose a selection of 50's and 60's songs that will eventually play. They have the best milkshakes ever, and serve tons of amazingly delicious greasy food. The waiters/waitresses and cooks also dress in 50's attire. Old Coca-Cola ads also adorn the walls.

We had to stop at Johnny Rockets before we continued shopping. I needed a fucking milkshake ASAP.

by Mister Portman October 31, 2005