Johnny parsons
an absolute THOT AND A FUCKING STRIPPER WHO TAKES PLEASURE IN KNOWING YOU ARE DISGUSTED WITH HIS ACTIONS. a def bottom
Johnny parsons by fuckjohnnyparsons May 7, 2019
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johnny parsons
the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
johnny parsons by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
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