John boy

One of the whitest people planet earth has ever seen. Will do anything to get a better grade or more pay. Does anything in their power to get along with their teacher or boss.

Mr. Stephens: Good morning. Today we will learn about the sum of two cubes, so get your notebooks out.

Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)

John boy by NoSayHeckOnMinecraft July 29, 2019

john boy

A verb for convincing someone to do something they really don't want to do, but afterward you not only convince them, they really like you too.

You just john boyed that girl so bad.

Are you trying to john boy me?

john boy by William February 26, 2004

John boy

Another name for a man’s penis.

“Hey Lee show me your JoHn boy” shouted Chris

John boy by BBML07 August 18, 2022

john-boy 

A description of someone you have met in the past who satisfies at least one (but mostly a lot more) of the following criteria: a jostler, a mug, Jose Mourinho, a yuppie, David Cameron, a cunt muscle, a mare, an eejit, a twat, a fascist, a dildo, a member of UKIP, the BNP or the EDL, Gok Wan, a smackhead, a knobend, anyone called Tarquin, a nonce, a dillhole, Cristiano Ronaldo, a Texan, a scientologist, an evangelist of any kind, a vag, a redneck or a wanker.

Oh my god that yuppie twat looked and sounded just like David Cameron. These fascist mugs are everywhere! What an absolute fucking john-boy...

john-boy by john_boy45 August 3, 2010

Big Boy John 

The biggest stud known to man. He's gets every bitch and hoe and calls them his Big Booty Bitches. There's no girl that would ever turn down Big Boy John. He's also the nicest guy ever, he'd take a bullet for you and send it right back at whoever sent it. If you ever see Big Boy John, you'll know that it's him. He's 6 foot 1 inches and has a 9 inch dick. Ladies want to be with him, guys wanna be him.

Big Boy John is the biggest stud ever

A)Do you know, Big Boy John?
B) Know him, I want to be him.

Big Boy John by Insane_Tomato December 10, 2016

John Ham Boy

Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.

John Ham Boy

cant skate ikr

John Ham Boy by yungggphat July 2, 2019

John’s boy Pizza

The greatest fucking pizza place on the planet located in Glen Rock, New Jersey

Moe: What’s better than sex?
Axel: John’s Boy Pizza
Fuck yea

John’s boy Pizza by SamWhich87 June 28, 2025