joe dirting

Leaving your child behind.

Chris Bennet was Joe dirting his child when he found out it was a girl.

by Evan Hunt June 06, 2010

Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

Joe Dirt

Something that is incredibly cool or awesome.

Friend 1: Look at that sexy ass truck over there.
Friend 2: Joe Dirt

by PhrozenData June 02, 2015

Joe Dirt

anyone with a mullet, plaid muscle-vest, john deere tracktor for a car, or someone who feeds there dog achohol. they are usualy uneducated, live in a trailerpark, and they may have a southern accent. basicaly another name for a redneck.

guy1: see that guy over there with the def lepard tattoo and mullet?
guy2: yah, what a Joe Dirt.

by LML Money July 15, 2010

Joe Dirt

The act of having sex with your sister.

So last night my sister came home and said she wanted a Joe Dirt.

by Beer Mixer3 April 05, 2011

Joe Dirt

A guy who is "wack", lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a "Joe" or simple a "Dirt.

What the hell is that guy wearing?! What a Joe Dirt.

by APU JOE April 20, 2009

Joe Dirt

what you call some of the shittiest bud on earth. usually has a lot of seed and stem, is very brown and may have bugs.

person 1- yo, you got some dank?
person 2- no, my man was selling Joe Dirt this week. i need a new guy.

by mil0bitch June 29, 2011