jmuney

A cool dude, often smiley and making cute faces at you when you least expect it. Definitely a lady's man and one of the most ferdaaaaa guys around. Often attracts woman from across the room with his cute, mischievous smirk. Everyone knows that jmuney is the guy to be around.

Everyone look jmuney is here.

by mellyjmuneypoikslim November 10, 2016

JMoney

JMoney is the act of taking practice in the art of smoking marijuana for pleasure and/or buisness reasons.

Examples are when one goes to JMoney in a museum bathroom or JMoneying before deep classes such as Anthropology.

by Risk December 4, 2013

JMoney

The coolest person you will ever meet. JMoneys are naturally good at playing piano, super hot and sexy, has really good music taste, good style, funny humor, extremely good at acting, etc. JMoneys talke a while to get used to you, but once they do, you’ll never get rid of them. JMoneys are a natural swooner of all genders, so nobody is safe from any JMoneys cool slick style.

JMoneys might look unfit, but watch out because JMoneys are known for having huge pecs.

“Woah! Who’s that handsome hunk I just saw with the mudvayne shirt???”
“Oh, that’s JMoney, a natural pimp at it’s finest. Try if you will but JMoney is REALLY hard to catch.”

by Handkink101 December 15, 2022

Jmoney

Jmoney is a hofo sho. Hes a fighter he took down some great legends like hoogie fucker and publes porta. An up and coming rapper with a dick like a fucking polor bear.

kristi: Did you see Jmoney in altoona again fight pubeless porta.

brandi: Fuck yea he was fully erect the intire time. His Dick reminded me of a polor bear...

Big Dick Jmoney hoogie fucker pubeless porta herpies beat down raper polar bear

by brandi girl-perv November 27, 2009

JMoney disease

JMoney disease is a non-contiguous infection that causes an endless hunger. You may gain over 7 times your normal weight. The only known cure is to exercise, eat healthy, and don't play Fortnite.

Damn cuh, stop eating so much or you'll catch JMoney disease.

by El Cheque November 17, 2019

jmoney

1. the greatest rapper alive

2. a person with a huge penis or penis giving abilities

3. a dance phenom

damn, you hear that new jmoney track?

hes almost as good in bed as jmoney

that bitch can grind like a jmoney

by 12 inches of steel October 20, 2008

JMoney

Jmoney is well known on the online game splix.io and has been referenced by some as one of the top 50 players of all time. Jmoney is a member of the splix.io team Large Dongs and is teammates with betch, Soupmix, noot, and naarla.

Don’t mess with Jmoney
I heard that, on May 17th, 2020, Jmoney and the rest of Large Dongs covered the entire splix.io map.

by Splix.io player May 17, 2020