jmoney

1. the greatest rapper alive

2. a person with a huge penis or penis giving abilities

3. a dance phenom
damn, you hear that new jmoney track?

hes almost as good in bed as jmoney

that bitch can grind like a jmoney
by 12 inches of steel September 05, 2008
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a person who likes spray paintings
"yoo have you seen that jmoney over there?"
"hes definitely a jmoney"
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act of being rhodesia countryball at 56 am
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jmoney is when you spray paint jmoney on your wall and get caught lacking in oblock
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JMoney is the act of taking practice in the art of smoking marijuana for pleasure and/or buisness reasons.
Examples are when one goes to JMoney in a museum bathroom or JMoneying before deep classes such as Anthropology.
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The coolest person you will ever meet. JMoneys are naturally good at playing piano, super hot and sexy, has really good music taste, good style, funny humor, extremely good at acting, etc. JMoneys talke a while to get used to you, but once they do, you’ll never get rid of them. JMoneys are a natural swooner of all genders, so nobody is safe from any JMoneys cool slick style.

JMoneys might look unfit, but watch out because JMoneys are known for having huge pecs.
“Woah! Who’s that handsome hunk I just saw with the mudvayne shirt???”
“Oh, that’s JMoney, a natural pimp at it’s finest. Try if you will but JMoney is REALLY hard to catch.”
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Jmoney is a hofo sho. Hes a fighter he took down some great legends like hoogie fucker and publes porta. An up and coming rapper with a dick like a fucking polor bear.
kristi: Did you see Jmoney in altoona again fight pubeless porta.

brandi: Fuck yea he was fully erect the intire time. His Dick reminded me of a polor bear...

Big Dick Jmoney hoogie fucker pubeless porta herpies beat down raper polar bear
by brandi girl-perv November 07, 2009
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