jmk 

An ape of Chinese origin that has since adapted to the Temperate Deciduous climate of Eastern North America and is often excited by the sight of teenage girls.
Acronym is short for jygmaeus maleficardius kulimius.

Related to the krishan

The jmk was scratching its armpits.

jmk by the apeologist May 9, 2008

jmk 

jmk. jewel, megan, and kim. the purest friendship you could come across. a friendship that will never fall apart. a friendship where we stick together through everything. a friendship where everyone loves each other deeply. that is jmk.

jmk is lit

jmk by d'kgj'gk'jerlgklkr;ekgelgrel November 4, 2017

jmk 

best friend squad !!

jmk is hella rad

jmk by jspd December 1, 2020

Jmk 

someone that doesn't want to be named after a Chinese ape

"hello, my name is Jmk

Jmk by 123123123123123123123123 January 7, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004