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Jizzy Lizzy 

The act of ejaculating on the image of Queen Elizabeth's face on a British bank note, then using the ejaculatory fluid as a natural adhesive to stick the bank note to your partner's face.

This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.
"Morning love... what have you done to that tenner?"
"JIZZY LIZZY!!"
"Oh for fuck's sake"
Jizzy Lizzy by Jammy Pee June 8, 2017

Lizz Jizz 

A short, chill kinda girl with a kickass attitude, loves to pick fights, and is always shit talking random people she doesn't know,in love with hugs, and kills to be bitten. shes DOWN son and u can find her kicking it in the front of CHS with the Homiesz Lilleh and Daniel
Damn son u are so lizz Jizz! U kick some major ass dawg
Lizz Jizz by StonerDawgXcore October 24, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026