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jizz biscuit 

The biscuit which a small group of usually younger males masturbate in a circle onto as a game. The loser in the game is the last one to ejaculate and must eat the biscuit.
James looked at the jizz biscuit and thought 'No way'.
jizz biscuit by TonyM June 24, 2005
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jizz biscuit 

jizz biscuit by waldo December 4, 2003

jizz biscuit 

a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.
Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.
jizz biscuit by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009

jizz biscuit 

What your mom eats every morning
jizz biscuit by Christy February 12, 2003

jizz biscuit 

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.
"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.
jizz biscuit by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021

Jizz Biscuit 

A white man who eats jizz and likes it almost like gravy goes with a biscuit.
Get the fuck away from me you Jizz Biscuit.

jizz biscuits 

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.
jizz biscuits by Scott Riel February 14, 2004
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