jiuru 

An American man with a talent for competitive frisbee. Usually very intelligent and highly popular. They often play various musical instruments, have a wide range of general knowledge, and can get along with almost anyone. They're the life of the party (especially when there's beer pong involved) and their friends miss them when they're not around. Their friends will even drunk-text them/call them and beg them to attend parties. Also likely to pursue a PhD, live in a European country, and have a thing for white women.

"Damn, Jiuru is the best at beer pong!"
"Did you hear? Jiuru's sexy ass will be paying in Ireland this year!"

jiuru by imnotagiraffe February 1, 2023

Jurus pompa hamil 

A sexual term where a person in this position drives their penis all the way into the receiver's pussy, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

"Hiyaaattt jurus pompa hamil! Get pregnant! Get pregnant!"

"I used jurus pompa hamil with my wife last night, in the morning she got pregnant"

Jurus pompa hamil by Youum June 7, 2023

jurupa valley 

A city in So Cal where the hoes come easy and the dudes have chlamydia, this city is full of STD's and illegal mexicans GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. Nearest cities to Jurupa Valley are Norco , Ontario , Riverside , Eastvale and Rubidoux. The elementary school kids hit juuls in the restroom during recess and the middle schoolers shank eachother when they get in fights. The high schoolers are very obnoxious and frankly, do not give a fuck. The house parties are wack the bitches here be boring and the dudes are just weird. There is graffiti everywhere because we're ghetto and you'll never drive down a street without seeing a tweaked out homeless person, so comforting. We all love to bash eachother for no reason except that it's the only form of entertainment we get here because there is NOTHING to do here but smoke the weed you bought from some dude named jose. Also, half of the male population here is named jose. But,,, we do have every drug you could ever imagine out here for the low-low, it'll be even cheaper if you flirt with the plug if you know what i mean.

person who lives in jurupa valley: yoooo i stay in jurupa valley wby ese

person who doesn't live in jurupa valley: where tf is that homez
person who lives in jurupa valley: it's riverside foo

person who doesn't love in jurupa valley: ooohhhhhhhh

jurupa valley by azzyisgod October 28, 2018

Jiujutsu

The gentle art of folding someone's clothes while they are still in them

Bill: How did he take that huge guy down!?
Stephen: he knows Jiujutsu

Jiujutsu by Wagnus69 November 21, 2019

jurue 

Nice depressed guy with long brown hair can steal you’re girl and is a super weird but fun guy to be around

Boy:my dog died
Jurue:that sucks I want to die

jurue by SwissCheese_1593 October 18, 2020

Juruku 

A term for a retarded ass nigga. You do not want to be a juruku.

“Yo did you hear Jerry got suspended for punching a special ed.”
“No way he’s such a Juruku”

Juruku by Bootymaster42069 January 7, 2020

jeuruisilimia

A pigeon-like creature. Usually having feathers.

Wow! Look at that Jeuruisilimia over there on the tree!

jeuruisilimia by Toesniffer November 29, 2021