jim beam

Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.

by chris September 22, 2003

An evil Kentucky concoction that ought to come with bail money attached to the bottle.

"I got loaded on Jim Beam and ended up in the Harlin County Jail for the weekend."

by serpent July 15, 2004

i had some jim beam and coke last night

by Jett September 21, 2003

A cute little bottle of genuine kentucky bourbon that is occasionally on sale for 8.99 a bottle.

Friend1: I got a 5th of Jim Beam, lets get wasted and fuck each other up the butt!
Friend2: Uh...

by mashfaysh November 01, 2007

Nasty alcoholic beverage that makes you want to rinse your mouth out with horse piss. It is Jack Daniels Evil Twin Brother.

Guy 1: Dude i got sooo drunk off Jack Daniels last night!

Guy 2: Nah dude, that was Jim Beam!

Guy 1: Noooo! *Head Explodes*

by Eric January 07, 2005

"Hey man, you going to pick up some Jack for the party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm running a bit low on cash. I'll get some Jim Beam instead"
"Poor bastard"

fuck jim beam, that shit is weak water

by grangermangogoo January 25, 2007