jihad monkey Share definition Flag A derogatory term coined by Ann Coulter in reference to the Iranian President and stupid Muslims. "...Or, as I believe our motto should be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes the consequences." jihad monkey by Fred L. October 2, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the jihad monkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch