jiggly pancake 

the food of god and unicorns, what angels sleep on at night, and literal HEAVEN in your mouth. They are compatible with anything and everything. Sunshine? yep. Rainbows? yep. That piece of 3 week old cheese you left on the table for the mouse you thought was your friend but isn't? sure why not? Jiggly pancakes can make anything better, even if you don't eat the heavenly morsels, because of their special motion. The J i G g Le. You poke? they jiggle. You breathe? they jiggle. You look at them wishing that they could be in your mouth at this very moment? they jiggle tantalizingly as you run across the room, fork in hand. Seriously, jiggly pancakes are like donuts to bagels, and now I really want one so lemme just...

OMG THERES A JIGGLY PANCAKE THAT HAS NUTELLA AND STRAWBERRIES ON IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

jiggly pancake by chopstickchild September 8, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004