jiffed

the realization that youd been sneak thieved on

shon just jiffed my shit!

by grease November 2, 2003

JIF

1: A brand of peanut butter

2: mistakenly said for GIF

1: I use JIF peanut butter to put on my PB&J.

2: Only idiots say "JIF" for GIF.

by Hyrix July 7, 2016

Jiffing

Jiffing is a sexual act regarding furries. They smother peanut butter on their genitals of there fur suit and lick it off.

Person 1: Hey I just got a thing of peanut butter
Person 2: Jiffing time!!

by Gullbert October 8, 2020

jiffing

The act of dressing oneself and an accomplice in furry animal costumes and having them piss, shit & come on you. The soiled party is known as the "jiffee"; the soiler as the "jiffer".

As seen in "Stars Wars: The Return of the Jedi":
C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"

by Standon's fluffy bunny August 11, 2008

Jif

A nickname for a girl who isn't hesitant to have sex with anyone.

Easy to spread, like peanut butter.

Synonymous with: slut; whore

I heard Jif is coming to this party, you guys got condoms?

by Zero2None February 11, 2016

jiffing

bar hopping. The source of the word comes from Thank God It's Friday, or TGIFing, when shortened in speech becomes jiffing.

What do you want to do on Friday afternoon? Let's go jiffing!

by ChronosFT December 5, 2008

Jif

Verb: To Bust a nut cum, spooge, finish, ejaculate.
Noun: Semen, cum, white gold, man juice.
Adjective: to define sexual stability.

That girl's got mad jif! She should give me a becky and i'll jif my super jif all over her face!

by thebrowns0n December 6, 2010