jibber

A uneducated country person, characterized by their incomprehensible accent, and failure to talk about anything other then their Ford pick-up truck. Frequently use phrases such as "Yeah, bud!", or "Git-r-done!" Are also known to exhibit a southern accent despite living above the Mason-Dixon line.

See also: Redneck, breeder

That jibber only talks about his F-350 and chronically regurgitates quotes from Larry the Cable Guy.

by Slick Willy April 18, 2005

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a person who is on crystal meth/speed (aka jib) usually seen riding around town on a bike with a trailer attached hauling a huge load of junk (which is usually stolen)

Watch where you're going, the ghetto is jibber territory

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

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(Jibbing/Jibbed)

A person who promises to turn up to events, and either pulls out at the last minute, or just doesn't show.

Ryan:Is Gareth gonna show up at any point tonight?

Rob: Doubt it...that Jew bastards a right Jibber.

by SuperGinge September 9, 2009

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A small, hairy chinchilla gnome that greases up horny naked Canadians

A Canadian would say: I got a visit from a Jibber the other day, it caught me whilst showering, quite a pleasurable experience it was too!

by Mr.Pete November 9, 2007

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v. The act of sending an IM or instant chat to someone, as opposed to conveying information in an email, which would be 'emailing.' Etymology: Jibber Jab; Mr. T.

"I've just jibbered you the details, go over and look on your computer and let me know what you stink."

"OK - I'll jibber you from my phone when I'm at the restaurant."

"Don't bother emailing, just jibber me when you get back to your desk."

"You're flooding my chat window with IMs! Jibber me timbers!"

by Doomnation July 10, 2013

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