The legendary combo of getting a handful of that clam with your right hand, making a thumbs up gesture with your left, and saying niiiiice like Borat said it.
by Realniiiiiiiccceeee July 9, 2022
The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
by extheist April 12, 2009
a $5 roll of quarters.
by Diskrillus July 25, 2011
an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.
by Shwaggy February 14, 2004
OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!
I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.
I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.
by Johnny De November 11, 2007
by samba déjà nay da duh duh duh October 10, 2015
Boi1: Ayo you hear about Jewish God's 13th birthday?
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.
by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 9, 2016