jewdas

during the game tank trouble, where on 3 player two players spawn next to each other, kill each other and the 3rd person sits it out. That person is known as a jewdas because he jewed it.

omg ur such a jewdas
that i am

by King Ngoyu March 1, 2009

JEWASS

TIPICAL JEWISH FEMALE

MY WIFE ZVIA IS A JEWASS

by $tan the window man December 13, 2010

jewdar

An insanely useful way of detecting the presence of another Jew in the near vicinity mainly by looks or auditory sample. You are one lucky bastard if you posess this and are not in fact a Jew yourself.

Randomness #1: Hey, is that guy-?
"Guy": SHALOM!
Randomness #2: Hella yeah.

by Chezlea March 14, 2004

jewmas

What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies
2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!

Jewmas this year will be <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>, <i>Death Bed: The Bed That Eats</i>, <i>Bad Santa</i>, and then dinner at Hou Long.

by backfisch December 20, 2004

jewdacious

adj: being Jew-like, greedy, etc

or the awesome badass form (jew + tenacious)

Did you just take a quarter out of my pocket you jewdacious prick?

or

The Hebrew Hammer is one jewdacious beast.

I heard Jewdacious Z is playing tonight at the bank.

by merriam-webstein March 15, 2008

Jewdar

The ability/gift to see that a person is part of the jewish culture/religion.

Short for jew-radar.

Daniel! Our substitute art teacher is jewish, lets ask him if he has jew pride.

by Nick July 23, 2004

jewdar

The innate ability to detect Jewishness in another person. Like a sixth sense.

"Yo check out the guy with the pigtails and yammulke. Jewdar off the charts."
"Oh you mean Jedediah over there? No, he's Presbyterian, obviously, bitch."

Some guy: "Shalom baby, 'jew' lookin' mighty fine tonight."
Girl: "What!!?!? I'm not Jewish, motherfucker. I'm Hindu. Nice jewdar."
Some guy: "Oh, sorry, I didn't see that red dot on your head. And that kimono or whatever it is. Oh yeah, and I guess you do look sort of Indian too. So, how 'bout you take me back to the reservation with you? You can be Pocahontas and I'll be the John Smith. Then we can bang."
(gets bitch-slapped)

by Nick D November 21, 2003