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Random playful insult that is directed at somebody who is not jewish.
Non jew: Can you pass me the diet coke?

Other Non jew: You are so fucking jewish.
by KCA Watts September 01, 2008
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Born again Christian.. Anyone who does NOT accept JESUS is NOT a Jew but is a synagogue of satan (Revelation 2:9 and 3:9) One is NOT a Jew because they are an "ethnic" seed of Abraham, one IS a JEW who accepts the God of Abraham, a.k.a. the righteous seed of Abraham, be they Jew or gentile, male or female. God cursed His people in A.D. 70 for their refusal to accept JESUS.. Don't be deceived into thinking the "jews" are still God's chosen people, as most of the Christian world teaches. A TRUE JEW (true Israelite) simply means anyone who has accepted JESUS (The God of Abraham).. Israel means "chosen of God", which is the same. We, born again Christians, are the Israelites, because we accepted what was intended for the "jews"... The "jews" who call themselves Jews because of their ethnicity, is part of the remnant. Jew (originally spelled Ju) comes from the name Judas. He was one of the 12 sons of Jacob. Judas was one of the 12 tribes, which were named after the 12 sons. When the tribes got scattered much of them got mixed together and to this day no "jew" knows which tribe they truly belong to. In any case, the are NOT true Jews in the eyes of God, in fact they're NOT true Israelites.
Person A: Hey, do you believe in God
Person B: Yes, I believe he is JESUS
Person A: You are a true Israelite, because you accepted what was intended for the "jews"
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yes, read Revelation 2:9 and 3:9
Person B: Okay, that's interesting!
by AnonymousLee2 May 01, 2012
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Abbreviation of "what did you" or just "did you"
Jew do to piss her off like that?

Jew fuck her last night?
by harrumph July 10, 2008
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Cheapness aside, these people are to humor what the British are to rock music.
Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jon Stewart, Ben Stiller, Dave Attell, Woody Allen, Lewis Black. All Jews.
by Mike Smith III March 06, 2006
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The jews I know are white people plain and simple. They behave like the rest of us do. I dont know if this is rogue jews or what, but some jews don't celebrate anything jewish at all.(example a family named rubinstein, jewish as it gets)Every jew doesnt fit every stereotype, but alot SEEM to from a non jewish point of view. As far as looks go, you could meet ten jews and not even know it. As far as money goes, jews make,keep,spend, and invest money more seriously than any other people on the earth, creating an appearance of greed. Somewhere engraved in jewish genes is a commitment to make money, and because jews are highly smart people they do that on a different level.(people lie..numbers dont..if youre jewish you already know the statistics..media.. politics.. blah blah you know, dont play stupid)What it boils down to is jews are one of many races trying to live in this globally racist world. Remember racism is simply lack of common appearance or understanding of minds between two equally unique human beings. Last but not least, as a whole group, yall gotdam jews are mysterious with your SuperJewPowers. Im just playin.....or am I????
non-jew: do you people have superior minds?
jew 1: you cant be serious
non-jew: just something Ive heard *leaves*
jew 1: ok the inferior being is gone
jew 2: lets go brainwash some people with subliminal messages while we secretly hatch a plan to make more money.

Im just playing jews.... or am I????
by P_ZillA August 26, 2007
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A religious person or persons that can easily be mistaken for juice when said out loud.
Person one: Would you like some juice?
Person two: Jews!?
Person one: No, no! Juice!
Person two: Oh, thank god. You had me worried there.
by Yazamin November 26, 2009
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