Jet Wash

When you piss on the shit skids on the toilet bowl too make them go away.

I went to use the toilet and there was loads of shit skids, so I gave it a quick jet wash and it was all better.

Jet Wash by ch7rles January 15, 2020

jet wash

Fetish sex terminology. This is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.

"Man that Ginny is one sick babe! She gave me a full jet wash last night! High pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then Turtle Waxed me with her moip!"

jet wash by Wizards Sleeve June 24, 2005

jet wash

When a guy urinates inside a ladies front bottom

I treated my old lady to some space docking for her birthday, the smell from her flue was so bad afterwards she insisted I jet washed her out before she would let me go seagulling with my mates

jet wash by jaylow68 December 22, 2013

Sheffield jet wash 

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss

I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash

Sheffield jet wash by Junction 31 service center October 15, 2019

gypsy jet wash

When no loo roll available after having a poo. Pull the penis round to the behind and spray.

Dave no loo roll in here. Mate just pull it round, gypsy jet wash that shit.

gypsy jet wash by P390 December 21, 2018

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards 

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards by Albionest July 13, 2025

jetwash 

Occurs when someone walking infront of another person farts, leaving a vapor trail of gas lingering behind them only to be inhaled by all who cross its invisable path.

As i was walking up the stairs with Nate not far behind, i decided to set off my asshole afterburner and set him up to walk directly through my jetwash.

jetwash by 5heyyroo5 December 14, 2008