jesusophobia Share definition Flag OH MY GAWD THE LAWD HAS ARRIVED, IT'S JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!OH FUCK! Person 1:"Hey man look it's Jesus!"Person 2:"FUCK DUDE! I HAVE JESUSOPHOBIA!"Person 1:"OH SHIT!" jesusophobia by Scott2357 June 5, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the jesusophobia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch