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Jesus Girl

A Jesus girl is someone who likes to stare (maddog) at her coworkers. A girl who supposeably follows the law and rules of Jesus. Some who attends church religiously.
Jesus Girl at Ikon, Enuff said.
by E-40 October 19, 2006
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Jesus Girl Scout

A Girl Scout that try's to sell cookies... and try’s to sell you a religion because surprise they are also a Jehovah’s witness
Jesus Girl Scout:“I would like to sell you cookies... and a spot in heaven!”

Person: “Go away you stupid Jesus Girl Scout”
by Cancer dog March 7, 2020
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Cor jesu girl

These girls are really smart. But watch out because they can be crazy partiers. They either are the ones not going to parties or the ones hammered drunk at them. But watch out because they can be bitchy know it alls.
by Willjohnson May 23, 2017
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Jesus-is-my-girlfriend

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.
by nappy pappy May 4, 2008
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